Stoker

Bram Stoker (famous author of the famous book Dracula)'s first name is a shortened version of "Abraham", which is a piece of knowledge with very little value except for the fact that it's a good way to remember that it rhymes with graham, not with Brahms.

On the other hand, I would totally eat Brahms Crackers.  I imagine that they'd be like animal crackers, only you'd be biting the heads off of little composers instead of little animals.