I'm not back, this is just an experiment.

I look at my phone 
and I notice it's ringing
While my old roof gently leaks

The warranty rep 
says the reports are missing
Still my old roof gently leaks

I don't know why nobody's working
To figure out this mess
I don't know how to get things moving
The roofer's waiting....

I look in the book
For a lawyer who'll listen
While my old roof gently leaks

With every new storm
The carpet gets damper
While my old roof gently leaks
etc. etc.

 with apologies to, well everyone, frankly, but to George Harrison especially and anyone who's just read this.