Wednesday, October 15, 2025

It's not my Birthday; it's not today

But if it were, here are some things that you might purchase for me that do not involve an Amazon wish list:

  • A well-built/unusual fidget spinner/toy.  Emphasis on manipulation rather than passive movement; I prefer things that let me/make me move my fingers
  • Interesting snacks/candies/condiments/hot sauces
  • Kitchen tweezers (like tongs, but much thinner, useful for manipulating certain types of foods) (like these guys https://www.amazon.com/Kuchenprofi-Extra-Long-12-Inch-Tweezer-Stainless/dp/B0000C8T92?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1)
  • Crafting kits (like the Woobles crochet kits that are everywhere as of early 2025, or KiwiCo for adults)
  • A nice heavy sweater, or possibly a soft scarf.  Tom Baker length is unnecessary and frankly probably counterproductive.
  • A decent basic wireless gaming controller that works with PCs.  The PS5 Dualsense is supposed to be pretty good.
  • A bluetooth sheet music page turner, iPad compatible. (https://www.mundtmusic.com/p-24090-irig-blueturn-compact-bluetooth-page-turner.aspx is one example, my stand partner uses it in the PVSO)
  • A new stylish (colorful, interesting) wristband for my Fitbit Sense
  • A whetstone kit; I've never been entirely happy with my electric sharpener


Things that might seem appropriate but that I would prefer that you not buy me without checking with me first:

  • Unspecified kitchen gadgets.  
  • Board games.  
  • Books
(All of these are things I like, but I'm either trying to reduce the amount of storage space that they take up or I want to own only very specific curated examples.  If you really want to get me something in these categories, please check with me first.)

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

I'm not back, this is just an experiment.

I look at my phone 
and I notice it's ringing
While my old roof gently leaks

The warranty rep 
says the reports are missing
Still my old roof gently leaks

I don't know why nobody's working
To figure out this mess
I don't know how to get things moving
The roofer's waiting....

I look in the book
For a lawyer who'll listen
While my old roof gently leaks

With every new storm
The carpet gets damper
While my old roof gently leaks
etc. etc.

 with apologies to, well everyone, frankly, but to George Harrison especially and anyone who's just read this.